From Joe over At Clean Laughs. mailto:clean-laffs@shagmail.com As seen on Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries. http://www.sermonfodder.com
Bill and his fiancé Mary met with the minister to discuss their marriage vows.
"Pastor," said Mary, "I wonder if we could make a change in the wording of our ceremony."
"Yes, Mary," replied the pastor, "It is sometimes done. What do you have in mind?"
"Well," said Mary, "I'd like to alter the 'until death do us part' section to read, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.'"
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