Showing posts with label Children - Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Children - Stories. Show all posts

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Our Parrot Keeps Us Laughing

by Gwen Anderson
Used with permission

Our son, Blake's parrot is insulting me every time I cook.  This evening the buzzer went off on the oven, reminding me that it was time to pull dinner out.  As I walked over to the oven, to open it, Jasper proceeded to whistle out a perfect imitation of our fire alarm.  He does this almost every time I go to open the oven. For your information, I do not routinely burn things. 

Awhile back I was caramelizing the BBQ sauce on some ribs and they smoked a little bit - the smoke alarm went off and I KNEW he was going to pick up on that sound. When you live with a grey, you quickly learn the types of sounds they are particularly fond of.  Now practically every time I go to open the oven - the Jasper fire alarm goes off.  I have shared this previously, so what was the difference this time?  He did the fire alarm and then proceeded to laugh, when I said "Really Jasper?"  Silly Bird!
By the way, my daughter, Heather's efforts to teach him a new thing over Christmas paid off.  He now says, "Wascully Wabbit" almost perfectly in Elmer Fudd's voice.

We laugh at this bird all day long. He blows us away with the connections he makes. When I am carrying laundry upstairs, he sees me with the clothes in my arms and makes the washing machine beeps.  If you start to take a drink he makes the swallow sound.  When we open the back door he calls for the dog.  He calls out my name in my husband, Wade's voice, Blake's name in my voice, and Wade's name in my voice. When the phone rings he says, "Hello."  He is a neat pet. When the dog starts barking, he calls out, "Sophie, come here."

One time I was walking downstairs and he was out. I didn't know he was above me till he poked his head out between the stair rails and said, "Peek - a p boo."

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

It Happened Here: Mom Takes a Nap

by Sheila J. Petre - Used by permission

Happened last week: I was dead-tired, first thing in the morning. I decided there was no help for it; I had to take a nap. I settled in on the couch, in the family room, near the children, pulling a sheet up over my head against the flies. It was not a good nap; I kept waking to settle things, and to change a diaper, and so on. Usually kind, occasionally snappy, always sleepy. Once Allegra was tucked up by me; once Isaiah was.

When I finally woke, still tired, perhaps an hour later, it was time to prepare lunch. While I was doing that, the boys called me to the bathroom. Isaiah, at the potty chair, needed some personal care; Joshua perched on the taller throne watching me. What? Were they sick? Such a soup beneath both.

Their daddy came home another hour later. About that time I realized that the pan of cookie dough I had just filled was missing some cookies.

Michael asked the boys where the cookie dough had gone. “Did you put it in your treasure drawers?”

We all tire of finding decayed treasure in those drawers after several days of stashing.

I was beside him when he opened the drawers. No cookie dough. Candy. Gumdrop candy, in little containers. Huh? We don’t have any gumdrop candy.

However…Laurel does have some gummy pills--fiber pills--she takes, one a day. Sure enough, the bottle was far emptier than it should have been.

Such a soup--for two more days. Oh, boys. But I think they learned their lesson. Joshua was sick on his stomach and missed a meal or two.

Not that they weren’t generous--Allegra nearly got diaper rash.
I haven’t taken a nap since.

--a very tired Sheila

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Free Christian Stories & Music for Children at Play

You can stream wonderful stories and music for your children from http://www.bbnradio.org, even if you can't get the Bible Broadcasting Network on your radio (98.5 FM in our area).  Every day at 4:00 PM (Eastern time) the Captain's Club has a dramatic story during the half hour broadcast about 4:15 - just the time when "Arsenic Hour" is about to begin, if you moms know what I mean!  Odyssey is on at 7:30 PM (M-F) as well as 10:00 AM on Sat.  Listen in!  Your kids will love it!  This is just one great way to pour good things into your children's minds and hearts!

Go to http://www.bbnradio.org to see if BBN can be heard where you live, but if not. listen online!