JERUSALEM OBITUARIES - 33 AD
This is how Jesus' obituary could have been written.
Thanks to Shirley Dulaney in Virginia for sending this!
Jesus Christ, 33, of Nazareth, died Friday on Mount Calvary, also known as Golgotha, the place of the skull. Betrayed by the apostle Judas, Jesus was crucified by the Romans, by the order of Pontius Pilate. The causes of death were crucifixion, extreme exhaustion, severe torture and loss of blood.
Jesus Christ, as descendant of Abraham, was a member of the house of David. He was the Son of the late Joseph, Carpenter of Nazareth, and Mary, His devoted mother. Jesus was born in a stable in the city of Bethlehem, Judea. He is survived by His mother, Mary, His faithful Apostles, numerous disciples and many other followers.
Jesus was self educated and spent most of His adult life working as a Teacher. Jesus also occasionally worked as a Medical Doctor and it is reported that He healed many patients. Up until the time of His death, Jesus was teaching and sharing the Good News, healing the sick, touching the lonely, feeding the hungry, and helping the poor.
Jesus was most noted for telling Parables about His Father's Kingdom, and performing miracles, such as feeding over 5,000 people with only five loaves of bread and two fish, and healing a man who was born blind. One the day before His death, He held a Last Supper, celebrating the Passover Feast, at which He foretold His death.
The body was quickly buried in a stone grave, which was donated by Joseph of Arimathea, a loyal friend of the family. By the order of Pontius Pilate, a boulder was rolled in front of the tomb. Roman soldiers were put on guard.
In lieu of flowers, the family has requested to try to live as Jesus did. Donations may be sent to anyone in need.
BUT NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS!
The Lord Jesus Christ has risen from the dead and is alive forevermore! He is risen indeed!
THE BEST MATHEMATICAL EQUATION EVER
Thanks to Linda Crosby of Virginia for sending this.
1 cross
+ 3 nails
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= 4 given
1 cross
+ 3 nails
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= 4 given
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