Humor

HOW TO PUT AN END TO SPRING FEVER MISCHIEF

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

     Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

     Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question: Which tire?"

 

HOW TO PUT AN END TO CHURCH GOSSIP

     Gertrude, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. 

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup truck in from of Gertrude's house -- walked home --- and left it there all night.    

Your gotta love Frank for such creativity!