To the Many Missionaries Receiving Heart to Heart -- Is This True?

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Do you know how you can tell how long a missionary has been in "the field"?

The 1st year, she finds a fly in her water glass, and pours the whole thing out.

The 2nd year, she finds a fly in her water glass, picks it out, shrugs, and drinks the water.

The 3rd year, she finds a fly in her water glass, smiles, and says, "Oh good! Soup!"