Riddles that Kids Love to Use to Stump Adults

My nine year old grandson, Justin, loves to ask riddles like these.  In fact, the first riddle was asked by him.  I hope you and your children or grandchildren enjoy these.  Parents, if you pack lunches for your children, why not write a riddle on a sticky note and surprise him as he gets out his lunch.  That will be sure to bring a smile to his face!  Grandparents, why not call your grandchildren and try out these riddles on them!

Q:  Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A Pouch potato!

Q: What starts with "T," ends with "T," and is full of "T?"
A: A teapot!

Q: How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
A: You tie a knot in his tail!

Q: What is the best thing to put in a pie?

A: Your teeth!

Q: What is a caterpillar scared of?
A: A dogerpillar!

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!

Q: Why should you not take your computer where there will be a large crowd?
A: It might get a virus.

Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie